I’ve been meaning to do a sequel to this comic for quite a while. I can’t count the number of times I’ve deluded myself into thinking my shabby dudebeard looked presentable enough to be worn in public. Here’s a hint for my fellow stubblers out there: Listen to your friends. If they tell you to shave, it’s because they care about you and legitimately think you look stupid.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go sing to my tiny mustache.