LOLDWELL.com http://loldwell.com Tue, 14 May 2013 05:01:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 The Waiting Shame http://loldwell.com/?p=2429 http://loldwell.com/?p=2429#comments Tue, 14 May 2013 04:56:22 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2429 don't throw stones if you live in a google glass house

Dilemma: I currently own a 3DS, but I really want to buy an 3DS XL for when Pokemon X/Y comes out because I am an XTra pathetic human being. Patience is a virtue, and I’m virtually incapable of waiting for anything. Speaking of my personal flaws, I made some .gifs demonstrating some of the human [...]]]>

don't throw stones if you live in a google glass house

Dilemma: I currently own a 3DS, but I really want to buy an 3DS XL for when Pokemon X/Y comes out because I am an XTra pathetic human being.

Patience is a virtue, and I’m virtually incapable of waiting for anything.

Speaking of my personal flaws, I made some .gifs demonstrating some of the human body’s problems, as represented by computer glitches. Here’s one of my favorites!

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Whelp, I’m gonna go polish my google glasses,

Caldy

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2429 4 Live Life to the Lessest http://loldwell.com/?p=2423 http://loldwell.com/?p=2423#comments Mon, 06 May 2013 01:37:57 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2423 Die like you were living

If you were wondering, the IV is full of whiskey. I’m trying to keep the comic flow nice n’ steady over here, but I’ve got my hands full with a lot of different project pies, so forgive me if I don’t update for an inordinately long time. As an apology, here’s some more stuff I [...]]]>

Die like you were living

If you were wondering, the IV is full of whiskey.

I’m trying to keep the comic flow nice n’ steady over here, but I’ve got my hands full with a lot of different project pies, so forgive me if I don’t update for an inordinately long time. As an apology, here’s some more stuff I made!

daftpunk

In honor of that new Tony Irontimes movie, I drew a bunch of lesser-used Iron Man Suits. Go here to see the rest!

Also, remember BearShark? Well get ready to remember it all over again with the new BEARSHARK VIDEOGAME!

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The best part is, I have FIVE FREE COPIES to give out! All you have to do is comment on this post with the phrase “Steve Lives!” plus your email address and it’s yours! Best of luck!

Happy Running!

Caldy

Edit: Whoa, those codes went fast! Maybe I’ll give out some more next week, but until then, congrats to the winners!

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2423 10 Denim Denial http://loldwell.com/?p=2418 http://loldwell.com/?p=2418#comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:13:07 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2418 crotch holes are like a lifetime achievement award

If you’re not wearing your jeans for over a week at a time then you don’t even deserve to wear them. Get yourself some front-pleaeted dockers and get the HELL OUT OF H- oh god I spilled coffee on my jeans. Ew. This is gross. Ew. …. I’m gonna go change. Caldy]]>

crotch holes are like a lifetime achievement award

If you’re not wearing your jeans for over a week at a time then you don’t even deserve to wear them. Get yourself some front-pleaeted dockers and get the HELL OUT OF H- oh god I spilled coffee on my jeans. Ew. This is gross. Ew.

….

I’m gonna go change.

Caldy

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2418 4 BioShock Infinite Appetite http://loldwell.com/?p=2414 http://loldwell.com/?p=2414#comments Mon, 08 Apr 2013 02:57:06 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2414 too dewitt to quit

Bioshock Infinite is a videogame that deals with complex and often outrageous topics like quantum mechanics and multiverse theory, and yet the most unbelievable part of the game is how quickly Booker is able to use a health kit to heal himself in the heat of battle. You know it’s a pretty good game when [...]]]>

too dewitt to quit

Bioshock Infinite is a videogame that deals with complex and often outrageous topics like quantum mechanics and multiverse theory, and yet the most unbelievable part of the game is how quickly Booker is able to use a health kit to heal himself in the heat of battle. You know it’s a pretty good game when that’s the only thing that stands out to you.

I’ve been having a pretty nerdy time of late! In addition to finishing BioShock, Susanna, Tom and I made some Doctor Who Public Service Announcements to celebrate the show’s return!

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You can see the rest by visiting this digital destination.

Thank you for coming to the website,

Caldwell

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2414 7 The Mania in the Mirror http://loldwell.com/?p=2408 http://loldwell.com/?p=2408#comments Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:53:59 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2408 Showers hide the tears

Pro-tip: Save time on your morning routine by using combination hair and body shower gel. That way you can fill your old shampoo bottle with cheap whiskey for when the Sad Times happen! Speaking of wacky drinking, I made up some new, next-level techniques for toasting your drink that are way more exciting than just [...]]]>

Showers hide the tears

Pro-tip: Save time on your morning routine by using combination hair and body shower gel. That way you can fill your old shampoo bottle with cheap whiskey for when the Sad Times happen!

Speaking of wacky drinking, I made up some new, next-level techniques for toasting your drink that are way more exciting than just saying “cheers.”

6-next-level-cheers-techniques

DRINK IT YA DINK,
Caldy

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2408 3 Quit Playing Trading Games with my Heart http://loldwell.com/?p=2402 http://loldwell.com/?p=2402#comments Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:24:13 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2402 If it were up to me I would have just kept the yoshi doll

I’ve been replaying Link’s Awakening on the 3DS recently, and dang does it hold up! I would trade a million mermaid scales to be able to play that game again for the first time. In other videogame news, I created the world’s easiest videogame! It’s called Scrollin’ Adventure and you can play it right now [...]]]>

If it were up to me I would have just kept the yoshi doll

I’ve been replaying Link’s Awakening on the 3DS recently, and dang does it hold up! I would trade a million mermaid scales to be able to play that game again for the first time.

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In other videogame news, I created the world’s easiest videogame! It’s called Scrollin’ Adventure and you can play it right now over on CollegeHumor! All you need is a mouse and a surplus of free time!

Rock and Scroll!

Caldy

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2402 2 Public Spirit Animal Announcement http://loldwell.com/?p=2399 http://loldwell.com/?p=2399#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2013 06:07:29 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2399 My spirit animal is actually a cosmic tiger MADE of pizza, so I'm not really in a position to speak.

Saying stuff is your spirit animal is like beating a dead horse, and then enchanting a bat with forbidden magicks so that you can continue waling on the horse’s ghost. Basically what I’m saying is don’t pummel on ghost-horses, guys. They got enough problems as is. thanks, Caldy]]>

My spirit animal is actually a cosmic tiger MADE of pizza, so I'm not really in a position to speak.

Saying stuff is your spirit animal is like beating a dead horse, and then enchanting a bat with forbidden magicks so that you can continue waling on the horse’s ghost.

Basically what I’m saying is don’t pummel on ghost-horses, guys. They got enough problems as is.

thanks,

Caldy

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2399 11 The Most Boring Comic http://loldwell.com/?p=2392 http://loldwell.com/?p=2392#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2013 04:14:04 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2392 The runner-up entry was - I'm getting real into woodstaining -

The worst part about this comic is that it’s 100% word-for-world a real thing I actually said. In less boring news, BEARSHARK is back! You can see the latest episode of our Nintendo 3DS series right here! Big thanks to LowBrow Studios and Harry Partidge for all their hard work in making this real dumb [...]]]>

The runner-up entry was - I'm getting real into woodstaining -

The worst part about this comic is that it’s 100% word-for-world a real thing I actually said.

In less boring news, BEARSHARK is back! You can see the latest episode of our Nintendo 3DS series right here!

Big thanks to LowBrow Studios and Harry Partidge for all their hard work in making this real dumb idea an actual, real cool thing.

Additionally, cool internet animator Zenith Quinn created this Mario short based on a classic Loldwell comic. Watch it below, and be sure to rate and subscribe to all of his available tubes!

See you next time!

Caldy

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2392 2 Toothwaste http://loldwell.com/?p=2388 http://loldwell.com/?p=2388#comments Mon, 28 Jan 2013 00:45:15 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2388 paradise flossed

WHERE WAS THE TOOTHPASTE HIDING? I BRUSHED FOR LIKE TWO WHOLE MINUTES. I EVEN DID MY TONGUE. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? If you guys are itching for more life experience comics featuring flustered girls, why not check out Your Birthday: Then and Now? It’s an article I wrote with the very funny Hallie Cantor [...]]]>

paradise flossed

WHERE WAS THE TOOTHPASTE HIDING? I BRUSHED FOR LIKE TWO WHOLE MINUTES. I EVEN DID MY TONGUE. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?

If you guys are itching for more life experience comics featuring flustered girls, why not check out Your Birthday: Then and Now? It’s an article I wrote with the very funny Hallie Cantor and it’s guaranteed to hit you right in the melancholies.

birthdays then and now

Welcome to Burf(days),

Caldy

]]> http://loldwell.com/?feed=rss2&p=2388 0 Out of the Bag, Into the Fire http://loldwell.com/?p=2379 http://loldwell.com/?p=2379#comments Sun, 20 Jan 2013 01:08:05 +0000 Caldy http://loldwell.com/?p=2379 cats all folks!

Watching cats in bags on the Internet just isn’t the same, trust me. Is this comic not EXTREME enough for you? Then perhaps you’d like this comic about Living Your Life on Expert Mode I made for CollegeHumor. Here’s a sampler for ya, nerds! OVER AND ALSO OUT, Caldy]]>

cats all folks!

Watching cats in bags on the Internet just isn’t the same, trust me.

Is this comic not EXTREME enough for you? Then perhaps you’d like this comic about Living Your Life on Expert Mode I made for CollegeHumor. Here’s a sampler for ya, nerds!

Expert Mode

OVER AND ALSO OUT,

Caldy

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