Chest Hair is the Best Hair
September 15th, 2009

Chest Hair is the Best Hair

Don’t be dissuaded by the feminine opinion. Swarthy men know that your chest hair is more than just a built-in sweater vest, it’s an emblem of your manliness. Wear it with pride.

It feels really good to be working through all these stupid jokes. I wrote this one at the beginning of the summer and it’s been sitting patiently in my moleskin since then. Who knows what strip is coming next?…I do. That was the answer. Me.

Hungry for words,

Caldy

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  • rudejude201
    I love a man with a hairy chest!!!!!!!!
  • jfisherjr
    Yeah, girls don't like hairless manicured freak men.
  • James_Smith
    I am amazed that a so-called "mature adult" could equate chest hair with manliness. I detect some serious image problem issues. Hint: Try Viagra or Cialis, I've been told they work wonders for those with low self-esteem.
  • C.P
    This cycle also applies perfectly to women and their pubic hair. Child --> Teen --> Adult --> Boyfriend. Haha.
  • Risa
    I think for some (like myself) it depends on the amount and placement of body hair. With my ex husband it was NASTY the stuff was wiry and every where! in patches intermitten with pim..... yah you get the idea. My current BF has soft downy blond hair that I ADORE! It so nice to lay my head on his shoulder and run my finger's through it. Just gotta find the right person I guess.
  • mamabear67
    LOVE LOVE LOVE the 'man blanket', to borrow a previously well-coined phrase.
    Sooo soft. I also love men at every stage of cranial hair or baldness. It doesn't matter, either way. A man is an amazing creature, no matter what. As long as there is kindness, humor and intelligence, I'm in.
  • Sweetie
    Its all about taste and preference. Some girls like it, some don't, some don't care. All I'm gonna say is, the next time u find a woman that doesn't "tend the landscape" to your preference, don't shudder and complain. Live with it just like she'll have to live with the grizzly.
  • Tamfang
    Eh, I'm old enough to prefer the "good old days" when the Playmate of the Month had something like a full bush.

    I, on the other hand, have so little hair below the neck that my ex (a lesbian) remarked more than once that she was a bit surprised whenever she noticed that boys have pubic hair too.
  • wise words, friend!
  • cj
    I happen to love chest hair on men. So manly.
  • meh
    While I don't mind chest hair on men, this is kinda the same as men demanding that women shave legs/pubes/and underarms.
  • Cally
    I don't mind my guy's chest hair, but I am all about equal opportunity pube shaving, so not totally sure about that part :P
  • hmm, point taken.
  • Moobs
    LOL.
  • My woman loves my chest hair, sorry for you suckers who got haters.
  • Stefanie
    I play with my husband's man blanket all the time. If he doesn't have a shirt on it makes a nice pillow. He'd look funny if his man blanket was gone.
  • ha! man blanket. I like that.
  • MadMyk
    One thing I just recalled...having had removed the hair...and had it grow back in days. The girlfriend...is going to be very sorry the next day...as I have been told....whole body stubble burn sucks. I was told to let it grow back in.
  • Erica
    that's why you trim it, not shave!
  • augman
    Ah, yes! The goal to de-evolve and grow hair over our entire body.
  • A noble goal.
  • Kim
    Speaking as a girl, I actually like guys who have chest hair. I don't like hairless pretty boys.
  • MadMyk
    being born from great apes...I have gone through various stages of liking and hating my pelt. I have found a girl who not only loves my chest hair, but the back hair as well. Life is good.
  • You will shield her with your warmth in the coming days of snowpocalypse, and all shall be well.
  • MadMyk
    hehe...its true...I am the next step FORWARD in evolution. I don't need layers...I don't need sunscreen...I have spf-50000 built in.
  • AgentMonkfish
    I can't grow chest hair, for no matter how old I get (and this is going on 20 somethin' years) I still have the body of a 14 year old girl. Damn genetics. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
  • Elisa
    Plenty of girlies like that look too!
  • Brandon
    I actually don't grow chest hair. Or back hair. Or butt hair. I think I'm ok with that.
  • And that's what matters most. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go sing to my beard.
  • Feoremar
    I think I'm lucky. My girlfriend seems to like my chest hair. She giggles at it and plays with it. Strange, but at least she's not making me shave.
  • You have unleashed your chest hair's full potential. I bow to your mastery.
  • Feoremar
    Huzzah!
  • whoaaaaa! thanks OGB!
  • Jesse C.
    You can also substitute the "Girlfriend" part with "Competitive Swimmer" or "Accident Involving Wax"!
  • don't forget premature chestbalding
  • ooh... I want that... and face, not including sideburns balding :D
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