Chronic Crystal Fantasies
October 7th, 2009

Chronic Crystal Fantasies

Square Enix could make a killing stateside if they hired a better localization team. Add a few “y’alls,” maybe switch that buster sword out for a Confederate rifle, I’m just saying.

I have many props to give in reference to this comic. First, I must thank my buddy and comical co-conspirator Henry Alex for his help in formulating the final image, and of course Jason Michaels, internet humorist extraordinaire and the founder/editor of GamerPaper.com. This comic is actually featured over at his site, so go on over and check out all the cool vidjagame articles he’s got.

That’s all I got, next comic will be on Saturday? That’s the plan for now.

SHOOOWTIIIME!

Caldy


  • gamegeneral

    God I wonder what you get from those light tree things in THIS game.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    The answer is NOTHING, only sadness and regret.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    The answer is NOTHING, only sadness and regret.

  • Darkheart

    Aw come on Alabama doesn't have that many meth labs…I've only heard about one or two being found..

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    You might be right! I picked Alabama mostly because it sounded good with the word “Chronicles.”

  • http://senshuu.com/ Senshuu

    That may just be the best wizard ever.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    He knows over 50 different ways to firaga a chicken.

  • eswynn

    This reminds me of a game idea me and a bunch of friends had a long time ago: Final Fantasy Tuolumne. See, Tuolumne is a little micro city full of druggie hicks up in the woods, lol, and stuff exactly like this could totally happen there in reality, lol. Great work!

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    glad you like it!

  • nyma

    haha waryur of lite!! oh dissidia was good. i love this!

  • http://www.powermetal.mobi/profile/Matthias Matthías

    Funniest ever! laugh! HAHA!

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  • St_Jimmy

    LIAR!

    I live in the area of Al known (by ABC, at least) as”Meth Mountain”.
    Cops find a lab every few weeks, or one blows up, or something. Keeps us sober ones on our toes.

    Love the comix Caldwell, keep 'em coming.
    EDIT:grammarfail!

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    haha Meth Mountain, that's where the final boss battle takes place.

  • St_Jimmy

    That explains the mysterious travelers speaking mainly in ellipsis.

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