Chronic Crystal Fantasies

by Caldy on October 7, 2009 at 12:00 AM

Chapter: COMICS

Square Enix could make a killing stateside if they hired a better localization team. Add a few “y’alls,” maybe switch that buster sword out for a Confederate rifle, I’m just saying.

I have many props to give in reference to this comic. First, I must thank my buddy and comical co-conspirator Henry Alex for his help in formulating the final image, and of course Jason Michaels, internet humorist extraordinaire and the founder/editor of GamerPaper.com. This comic is actually featured over at his site, so go on over and check out all the cool vidjagame articles he’s got.

That’s all I got, next comic will be on Saturday? That’s the plan for now.

SHOOOWTIIIME!

Caldy

└ Tags: comics, crystsals, final fantasy, Gamerpaper, meth, videogames

gamegeneral

God I wonder what you get from those light tree things in THIS game.
http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

The answer is NOTHING, only sadness and regret.
http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

The answer is NOTHING, only sadness and regret.
Darkheart

Aw come on Alabama doesn't have that many meth labs…I've only heard about one or two being found..
http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

You might be right! I picked Alabama mostly because it sounded good with the word “Chronicles.”
http://senshuu.com/ Senshuu

That may just be the best wizard ever.
http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

He knows over 50 different ways to firaga a chicken.
eswynn

This reminds me of a game idea me and a bunch of friends had a long time ago: Final Fantasy Tuolumne. See, Tuolumne is a little micro city full of druggie hicks up in the woods, lol, and stuff exactly like this could totally happen there in reality, lol. Great work!
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glad you like it!
nyma

haha waryur of lite!! oh dissidia was good. i love this!
http://www.powermetal.mobi/profile/Matthias Matthías

Funniest ever! laugh! HAHA!
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St_Jimmy

LIAR!

I live in the area of Al known (by ABC, at least) as”Meth Mountain”.
Cops find a lab every few weeks, or one blows up, or something. Keeps us sober ones on our toes.

Love the comix Caldwell, keep 'em coming.
EDIT:grammarfail!
http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

haha Meth Mountain, that's where the final boss battle takes place.
St_Jimmy

That explains the mysterious travelers speaking mainly in ellipsis.
clicks4diego

ff refrence holy shit man
Zzsz

This is exactly what you do in South Park the game, in every detail, years before it came out.
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Great minds ya’know?

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