I’ve been meaning to do a sequel to this comic for quite a while. I can’t count the number of times I’ve deluded myself into thinking my shabby dudebeard looked presentable enough to be worn in public. Here’s a hint for my fellow stubblers out there: Listen to your friends. If they tell you to shave, it’s because they care about you and legitimately think you look stupid.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go sing to my tiny mustache.

Caldy

This happens WAY too often. In fact I am almost positive that… oh no.

I’m doing it right noooooow.

Caldy

Don’t be dissuaded by the feminine opinion. Swarthy men know that your chest hair is more than just a built-in sweater vest, it’s an emblem of your manliness. Wear it with pride.

It feels really good to be working through all these stupid jokes. I wrote this one at the beginning of the summer and it’s been sitting patiently in my moleskin since then. Who knows what strip is coming next?…I do. That was the answer. Me.

Hungry for words,

Caldy