Let’s celebrate the end of 2011 with my favorite comedic trope: EXCESSIVE BLOOD.

Also guys, great news! CollegeHumor is looking to hire an Assistant Illustrator. If you think you’ve got what it takes to help me make funny picture-jokes, then please feel free to apply! Winner gets a free job!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat 2,011 donuts. As is my annual custom.

Happy New Year!