Fun Fact: The second I uploaded comic, my body turned to a sad pile of dust, bones, and nose-hair. Thank you for reading.

If you’re looking for more introspective comics about age and despair, why not check out this series I did for CH? It’ll get you cranking out laughtears in no time!

See the rest of “Your Life’s SuperVillains” on CollegeHumor!

Okay I came back to life, now I’m gonna shave my nose,