I would love to see how the other options went.
Also, I can totally him saying that in an overly flamboyant tone of voice.

Dolphins are going to hell D:

Very nice video, dude - it reminds me a lot of a series of mock-educational science videos that combine Britishism (it's a word, maybe) and lying, called 'Look Around You'. Could be worth a watch, certainly if you found 'Nature' as funny as I did!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCWA7uevo_Q is one of their 'modules', on water.

Glad you like it! We definitely had "Look Around You" in mind when we made this. It's very much an homage in a lot of ways.

as i was a kid i wanted to be a bird so i could fly....
well fuck that, now i wanna be a dolfhin.

nature vid made me lol hard, cheers m8

Some comedian ( I forget who) said if somebody tells you there's a million stars in the sky, you'd believe them. If there's a wall or something with a "Wet Paint" sign, though, you're gonna touch the wall to make sure.

(I did see a wet paint sign the other day, and I'm proud to say I took it at face value. However, I still feel some mental dissonance from not making absolutely sure...)

Congratulations, you'll NEVER KNOW if that paint was wet or not.

They do it on purpose, you know.
They're filming everyone touching the plate for the secret prankshow "Platetoucher".

Plus, I want more nature.

People seem to like Nature. As such we will probably do more.

Also I love that video. The "Episode One" bit gives me hope that there will be more.

THIS PLATE IS EXTREMELY RACIST!

OH NO I ORDERED BLACK BEANS AND WHITE RICE WHAT DO I DOOOO.

If they brought me a racist plate I'd send it back..

To the back of the bus, AMIRITE?

While you're at it, can you spit-shine my shoes?