Don’t be dissuaded by the feminine opinion. Swarthy men know that your chest hair is more than just a built-in sweater vest, it’s an emblem of your manliness. Wear it with pride.

It feels really good to be working through all these stupid jokes. I wrote this one at the beginning of the summer and it’s been sitting patiently in my moleskin since then. Who knows what strip is coming next?…I do. That was the answer. Me.

Hungry for words,