The World’s Worst
January 9th, 2010

The World’s Worst

And we’re back.

Apologies for the delay, I just recently moved to New York and I have spent the past week acquiring and assembling cheap particle board furniture. I’m settled now, but my passion for making comics is not! Expect more soon!

I actually drew today’s comic on real paper with some awesome pens that my friend Caroline Martin sent me. Scanning it in barely does it justice. I’m hoping to do more originals like this one. If nothing else, they make great gifts that people don’t want.

keep it realish,

Caldy

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  • Jeffries

    He does such a poor job of being an alcoholic. It’s so sad.

    Truly, we should all aspire to be better alcoholics. I, for one, pledge to be the best alcoholic I can.

    Cheers.

  • 00ceilidh

    What kind of pens…

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    faber-castellzzz

  • henryalexander

    “My name is Caldwell, I pretend to be humble by saying that nobody wants my arts,when in fact my art is soo good it has created a dimensional warp gate tube, through which I am teleported to a land full of puppies and the warmth of the golden sun”

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    That's why I've been attending AA or “Ashamed Alcoholics” meetings to learn how to increase my ability to impair myself.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    Is that where that portal leads? I always figured it went to Hell so I never went through it.

  • 00ceilidh

    He's probably lying to you. This is obviously his way of trying to coax you into hell.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    oop, yeah. it was hell. I'm in hell now.

  • JakobG

    Is this related to the fact that he looks like me as a Na'vi?

  • scriabin

    That's not too far off.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
    Maybe you could hitch a ride back.

  • scriabin

    These are not the droids you're looking for.

  • http://chokinghazards.net/ AMK

    Those are pretty good, but if you can afford them, Copic pens are awesome.

    I like to keep my BAC below .8, you know, the legal limit.

  • Simbad

    Me like original.

  • Simbad

    cant wait too see more

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    I guess that's okay, if you're LAME, or a nursing mother. ONE OF THE TWO.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    really? I thought it was a little sloppy-lookin'.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    Type your reply…

  • http://www.piratepasta.com/ jon

    Tell me more of this portal!

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    sorry. I already sealed it with my own blood. maybe next time.

  • JakobG

    “Illustrations by the inimitable Caldwell Tanner, now a FULL TIME STAFFER!”

    Sounds great. I wish I could draw.

  • http://www.sexdrugsandjunecleaver.com/ Bree

    Gee, sounds like me. Three drinks and I'm on the floor, but quite a happy drinker, as people may have noticed last night.

    Thanks again for attending!

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    No problem! Maybe next time we meet I'll have a better southern accent!

  • Happeh

    Those were legitimately funny. PLEASE make more!

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    I've got one or two more planned, so we'll see!

  • AJ_ActuallyNotAnOakTree

    Your correct use of punctuation is noted and appreciated. You'll be receiving a fruit basket from the Society for Grammatical and Punctuational Accuracy any day now.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    Recieved! Who knew Grammar Nazis would be so courteous?

  • Dmajorproductions

    oh norman… classic norman.

  • drnicket

    No worries jon, Sam & Dean Winchester will find a way to open it again!

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