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I would pay big money for a book of major bible stories transcribed into 1337

LOL I don't know how I stumbled on this...
slight misinterpretation though of the bible, Adam just stood there next to Eve when she was being tempted. So, not entirely her fault. There's a whole sermon on just that part of the story. I'm not even trying to be a feminist here, in the past men used it to suppress women from gaining any sort of power, well enough with the history lesson.... funny comic LOL

Men AND Women: screwing things up together since 0000!

Glad you like it, sometimes you have to fudge accuracy for humor, but I try to stick as close to the script as I can.

A good comic but 1337 isnt really my favorite type of reading. It's funny sometimes, but other times it makes me want to get a sharpie and rewrite it so it remotely looks like english... A great comic. Good art style.

This makes me think. One day a woman shall say men are stupid and I shall be there to say "Yeah? Who was the one that ate the apple? "

Hmmm gerald that's not really funny or original lol

srsly, if someone made the bible like this, i would read it. i would even buy it.

One of the best strips I have ever read in my life. I searched for this site only because of this strip. Totally Epic Win about Epic Fail XD

Wow! Thanks so much!

this is the worst thing i've ever seen.

is there a joke here or just retarded memespeak?

Worst thing you have ever seen?
Your troll cave must be very dark and secluded.

Reading the Bible would be better this way! XD

Im pretty excited that there was no "Tits or GTFO" reference, and for that, I thank you.

I do my best.

Shouldn't that be: Epic Fail. Permaban?

I believe you're thinking of the King Lamez version. It has a slightly different translation.

uuuuh, tits or gtfo

This is typical of those who are void of Bible knowledge and most importantly, God knowledge. The Bible clearly speaks about those, "....who supposing themselves to be wise, they have become fools".

It's a comic.. It should make you LOLZ...

you got my back dawg.

The Bible also instructs us to act as a servant to others, be Christ-like, and humble. You, sir or lady, aren't doing any of the above. :] Drop the superiority complex, buddy. Trust me, God doesn't love you any more than he does anyone else.

Admiral Ackbar makes yet another appearance.

TITS and GTFO

BOTH?!?

this is effin lame! why are u googline my email cleverchissy@live.com

Women ruin FUCKING EVERYTHING

Epic Fail GTFO! LOL

i am in love with this and you and stuff.

k cool thx.

stolen from RWJ

Really? What is RWJ? Can you provide a link/explanation?

Return of the Wired Jedi?

RealWorldJesus? RightWingJuxtapositionist?

Strange and wrong- like the world that is full of blasphemy, and evil, deprived of the truth and are able to jest about their own sins they continue in until death. Just wait, your reward is on the way.

lolno

Omnomnomnom face.


... nom...

Eve didn't eat the… whatever.

WTF EVE NO! ROFL, this is brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!

Many thanks!

That R teh awsum !!!11!!1!1!!one1!

I would indeed buy a copy of such a bible and distribute it to my conservative Christian family. Mmmmmhmmmm.

Aside from the spelling, it's pretty accurate, you could blank out the word bubbles and fool just about anyone I'd say.

:D I had to show this too all of my gamer friends, they loved it. I really like the way you draw everybody, it just seems really clear and awesome.. I can practically feel the awesomimess aluminating from my screen :P... It kinda tastes like plutonium, with a hint of kanye west.

Hmm. Are you sure you're not staring at a microwave instead of a computer? If you are, please mail me a hot pocket.

Someone should totally translate the bible into 1337.

IRL SO HARD! Told my friends about this comic. They all love it and so do I! Keep up the great work :D

I must say, you and your friends rock pretty damn hard.

Im religious............ BUT I LOVE IT! its the first part of genesis in a nutshell

Thanks! I definitely didn't want it to be offensive, so I'm glad it came off that way.

lolscammed would be a nice substitution for lol trolled.
anyway this was great, the facepalm was epic.

much obliged.

THIS MADE ME LITERALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD
YOU BETTER FUCKING MAKE MORE OF THESE!

That is the most threatening compliment I have ever received! Thank You?

Fuck you, dude!

you suck balls at continual humour recognition

YOU BETTER BE, YOUR FUCKING WELCOME

nice sponsors lol!

Gotta hit that demographic somehow!

ITC: Quoting 4chan makes you funny!!

Very Much Enjoyed This.

And on the 6th day God made Noms.

...and on the 7th Day, Chuck Noms remade God. Caught the bugger while sleeping 'e did!

Note: I was reading wmujellybean's post and the word noms and norris are essentially the same in print. which led me to the above gesture.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!! lawl.

much obliged.

Wow. Your so new, I had to check the archives twice just to make sure! Yay! Finally a new comic I like!

Yup, Loldwell is still a rather young endeavor, but if you're itching for more, go check out Quarterlifecomic.com. It's the strip I did before this one.

http://www.quarterlifecomic.com

ROFL. I can just imagine all the famous bible stories told like this.
David: "LOL I ROLLED 20"
Goliath: "WTF HAX"

The internet bible is funny enough for me:)) I have seen some other jokes online and some of them are quite good:)) Google a little bit and you find them too...
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I’d love to read such a version! xD

My secret is revealed. They literally write themselves.

So you say, Pot... so you say...

Nothing special. The Bible and the Internet are both riddled with stupidity.

Lol best one jet, specially Eve's omnomnomness :D

In her defense, I'll be the fruit of knowledge was f*cking delicious.

the internet bible strips are the funniest ones you do, keep em coming!

will do sah!

Hello, I was just wondering what program you use to draw your comics? Thank you.

I use a wacom tablet and adobe photoshop CS3 on an iMac, hope that helps!

Cintiq or Bamboo?

neither, I use an intuos3.

Could I fail more?

anything is possible.

moar like this PLEASE!!!

Oh you are in LUCK, sir. I've got quite a few in the works.

Where are the collars?

fig leafs make terrible collars.

I wasz liek omgmaozedong!

Checkout the LOLCat Bible Project!

You mean this LOLcat bible project? - http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main...

It's pretty great. In my opinion, the only way to make it better would be with pictures. SO I DID JUST THAT.

Haha she is so pwned

Oh god, so much memes.
But!
The snake had legs before that incident!

That was a rumor started by 4chan.

Foiled again!

It's good to see that we're getting more interwebs bible

They're bible stories for the you-tweet face generationbook!

It's a trap!

Our prayers can't repel a sin of that magnitude!

It has a magnitude of... OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve's tongue failed to resist flavor power of that magnitude.
Adam & Eve failed to resist fingerpower of that magnitude.
George Lucas failed to resist coming up with an original story, even back when.

The bible - a source of failure for every generation.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW