SquantOWN’D
November 25th, 2009

SquantOWN’D

Happy Thanksgiving’s Eve everybody! And to our European readers, F*CK OFF!

This comic was actually done last year for my college newspaper, but since the circulation of said newspaper is rather small (and largely ignored) I figured I’d go ahead and repost it. It’s also up over at College Humor, where you can help spread the Loldwell Love by liking it and maybe even giving it a little diggclick.

Enjoy your cornucopias, I made mine into a beer bong, so you know it’s gonna be crazy.

Caldy

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  • JakobG

    I'm f*cking off.
    Asshole.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    Oh my! Where are you from? I will send a bouquet of forgiveness roses to your embassy.

  • JakobG

    Austria.
    Good luck finding it.

  • Faye

    Wouldn't that actually make pretty good compost?

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    I'm sorry, I don't have a map of THE MOON.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    I like to imagine that this was just the Indian's way of making us look stupid without us knowing, and that the effect the fish heads had was purely placebo.

    But in reality, I think it does.

  • JakobG

    Here, use this double-reference and the path will reveal itself!
    http://tinyurl.com/yhex4db

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    But I only have 3 days!!!

  • JakobG

    Just play the Song of Time backwards, duh.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    oh right…wait that fucking skull kid has my ocarina!

  • JakobG

    1) Shoot the ballon
    2) Find the Bombers
    3) Go to the Observatory
    4) Get the Moon Tear
    5) Trade in for Land Deed
    6) Enter clock at midnight of Final Day
    7) Ignore the huge nostrils of the moon and shoot that little bastard.
    8) Optional: Do a Barrel Roll.

    Now stop bitching.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    congratulations, you just won Loldwell.com's first “Golden Post” award.

    keep up the stellar work!

  • JakobG

    And I didn't even had to start with Megaman-references.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    save 'em for a rainy day.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    oh right…wait that fucking skull kid has my ocarina!

  • JakobG

    1) Shoot the ballon
    2) Find the Bombers
    3) Go to the Observatory
    4) Get the Moon Tear
    5) Trade in for Land Deed
    6) Enter clock at midnight of Final Day
    7) Ignore the huge nostrils of the moon and shoot that little bastard.
    8) Optional: Do a Barrel Roll.

    Now stop bitching.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    congratulations, you just won Loldwell.com's first “Golden Post” award.

    keep up the stellar work!

  • JakobG

    And I didn't even had to start with Megaman-references.

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    save 'em for a rainy day.

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  • tamaragranger

    that's a nice iniciation for those british gents xD

  • Europe

    Well, f*ck you Caldy.

    Sincerely,

    The birthplace of today's world as we know it

    PS Nice pics all in all

  • http://www.caldwelltanner.tumblr.com Caldy

    aw man, you know I'm just playin.

  • 4non

    Lynn Ceci's article “Fish Fertilizer: A Native North American Practice?” in 1975 kinda killed the story here. Squanto probably learned it from other Europeans. It also ends up making his very important contributions as an interpreter fall by the wayside.

    http://books.google.com/books?id=6QJDt8LtgX8C&p...

    But anyhow…

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