See the rest of this especially gruesome comic right now on CollegeHumor!

Guys, it is too hot to go outside or do basically anything, which is you should do almost nothing and read this funny new article I illustrated for Alex Watt! It is about GIRLZ AND BEACHEZ.

See the rest of “How to Get All the Bitches at the Beach” over on CollegeHumor.

Stay cool, friends!

Caldy