Saying stuff is your spirit animal is like beating a dead horse, and then enchanting a bat with forbidden magicks so that you can continue waling on the horse’s ghost.

Basically what I’m saying is don’t pummel on ghost-horses, guys. They got enough problems as is.

thanks,

Caldy

Time to come clean, guys, I’ve gone full Pizzapunk. That’s right. I’m a total ‘za-bra and I don’t care who knows it; And if you’ve got a problem with that, I’ll send you packing with a ziplock full of tears and leftover slices.

Summary: Pizza is tasty, MOVING ON. Here’s some more stuff I made!

See the rest of “If Real Life Were More Like iPhone Games” on CollegeHumor!

“Eight Types of Laughter” – written by Humorzord, Mike Trapp and illustrated by me!

The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey – a parody I wrote with Suze that more or less perfectly summarizes the show and our television viewing habits.

That’s all for now! Have a ‘Zawesome week!

Caldy