If this method doesn’t work, you can also try a) Staying in Bed All Day, b) Eating a Bunch of Gross Breakfast Food, or my personal favorite c) Staying Drunk Forever.

In other news, my charity postcard drive is still going strong! From now until the end of January, all donations go to support Unicef!

Each postcard comes with a free drawing of your choice! Go here to donate!

Have a happy Twenty Fort Teen,

Caldy

Pro-tip: Save time on your morning routine by using combination hair and body shower gel. That way you can fill your old shampoo bottle with cheap whiskey for when the Sad Times happen!

Speaking of wacky drinking, I made up some new, next-level techniques for toasting your drink that are way more exciting than just saying “cheers.”

DRINK IT YA DINK,
Caldy

When our friend got back we started bragging about pushups.

I hope you all have been well, I know it’s been a while since  we spoke last, so I brought you some neat stuff!

Firstly: My buddy Henry Alex and I made another podcast! If today’s comic made you chuckle, then this podcast will make you double chuckle, or duckle, whichever you prefer. But seriously it’s fun, so check it out!

Secondly: My other buddy Ross made an awesome new shirt just for Movember!

The best part is that the proceeds go to Prostate cancer research, which is the best.

Resarch is the best. Not cancer.

Caldy